The other day, one of Boy Wonder's parents (that wasn't his Dad) got to make our first call to Poison Control.
If you have seen our house you know we did a decent job of locking down the cabinets containing unfriendlies. Well, apparently the rumors about kids being quicker than lightening is true; said parent set down the Spray and Wash for "one second" to get more dirty clothes from the bedroom and by the time she, I mean the parent, returned Boy Wonder was using the S&W to shine up his impressive upper body.
Not knowing if he had taken a couple of shots of the kryptonite the call was made. It turned out that the boy has decided to say no to drugs and everyone was just fine, trip to the ER not needed.
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