Last time we saw Caden's first projectile spit-up (ah, the good old days); today we get to see Caden's first diaper blowout! Now these pictures are not for the faint of heart, so if you get a bit squeamish at the sight of poop, turn away quickly and for goodness sake don't have any kids!
For you sick and perverted people still reading, here is your payout...
It all happened innocently enough, Caden was at Cafe Breastica enjoying the house special when out of nowhere the ground started to rumble. Like an Olympic ski jumper the "evidence" just shot out the starting gate and straight up the back of the diaper. After landing in multiple locations, the judges rated it a 5 for distance, a 7 for difficulty and a 9.5 for color.Out in the kitchen I could hear the screams, followed shortly thereafter by the laughs, coming from the bedroom. Like a knight in shining armor I came rushing into the bedroom to access the situation. I'm a new father but I would like to think that my actions were those of a seasoned veteran, I immediately went to get the camera.
As you can tell from this diagram with the exact attack coordinates, it was a successful engagement on the part of team Caden. Needless to say, we were very disappointed in the information provided by the intelligence committee in the days leading up to the attack.
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