Top 10 "Mistakes"

As my first day back to the work world nears, after 12 months of stay at home daddy duty, I've been thinking of activities I currently engage in that may get me into trouble at my new place of employment.  So it is only natural that I would have a Top 10 list for my first day back; the top 10 mistakes I should watch out for day one.

10. Serving coffee in sippy cups

9.   Putting my new team in front of the TV while I catchup on Facebook

8.   Taking a nap after lunch

7.   Tearing down the cubicles and setting them up in the shape of the Island of Sodor (From Thomas and Friends)

6.   Decorating status reports with lots and lots of gold, silver and red glitter

5.   Putting my boss in time out

4.   Pulling out the back of my office mates pants to see if she has a dirty diaper

3.   Then smelling her pants if I am still not sure

2.  "Hey you have a snot rocket coming out your nose"

and the number 1 mistake to watch out for; one word: Steamroller

I'd love to hear your thoughts on any items I may have missed as well as any good advice on how the work world might have changed since I last participated.

Cheers

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